Monday, September 19, 2011


Yarr! We be magic pirates!

Arrrrg! I hope all ye land lubbers had a great 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'! I be dreaming about getting me sea legs back one of these days and heading back to Booty Bay. I be leavin' you mateys with a few pirate jokes!

Captain kaozz' favorite pirate jokes:

Why would a pirate be scared of a woman?
He might get hooked on her?

Harrrr! Harrrrrr!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend so much time at C!


A pirate walks into a bar wearing a papertowel on his head. The bartender asks him why he has a paper towel on his head. The pirate replies 'Arrr! I have a bounty on me head!'


Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?

Yarrr! Harrr! Yarr!

Safe adventures, mateys!

-Captain kaozz


  1. Just wonderful! Ahh but so are you? A great Blog!!

  2. My favorite Pirate joke...
    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The bartender says "What's the steering wheel for?" The pirate says "'s driving me nuts!"

  3. Haha! I have heard that one, long ago, good one!

  4. Why do pirates like communists?
    Because of the U.S.S.AARRRRRRRRR!

  5. I unintentially took part in talk like a pirate day while leveling up my priest. Just before the final boss of the instance, the tank asked if everyone was ready with the usual "r?" Being in a goofy mood I replied "ARRRGH!!" and everyone had a good laugh ^_^